Bottle Up Your Brain Monetization Kit

🚀 Introducing the world’s first {{ role GPT }} that doesn’t {{ annoying thing }}.

If I have to {{ pain point }} one more time, I’m gonna {{ funny exaggeration: yeet my laptop, ugly cry into my coffee, apply for a job at McDonald’s }}.

Sound familiar?

That’s why I bottled my brain into {{ GPT Name }} — so you can stop {{ annoying struggle }} and start {{ exciting outcome }} right now.

With {{ GPT Name }} You’ll Get:

My {{ Framework / Methodology }} baked in → You’ll apply the system I’ve spent years refining, without taking a single note or second-guessing yourself.
Pre-trained prompts + guardrails → Giving you the power to skip the “what do I even type?” phase and jump straight to useful, tailored answers.
Always-on access → You’ve got a {{ role: strategist / editor / coach }} sitting in your browser, ready whenever you are

“This saved me a gajillion hours”

“{{ Insert testimonial quote here }}”

You didn’t wake up today excited to {{ boring task }}.

But here you are: tabs open, coffee cold, muttering, “Why is this so hard?”

You try a quick Google → rabbit hole.
You grab a template → now you’re formatting fonts instead of solving your problem.
You ask in a Facebook group → 47 contradictory answers later, you’re even more confused.

It’s not you. It’s the tools.

They hand you a Sears catalog and tell you to go shopping, when what you really need is Amazon.

That’s why I made {{ GPT Name }}.

Not another course. Not a dusty template. Just a tool that does the thinking with you — instantly.

Instead of wrestling with {{ problem }} until your eyeballs twitch, you type a sentence, hit enter, and boom: Your {{ outcome }} is sitting there like, “Oh hey, did you need this?”

Life with {{ GPT Name }} Is Easier…

When you ditch the catalog and switch to Amazon, you don’t just shop faster — you shop smarter. You get exactly what you want, when you want it.

Same with {{ GPT Name }}. It’s not just “help on this one task.” It’s a whole new way of working — one where clarity shows up instantly, and projects actually get finished instead of dying in a tab graveyard.

Here’s what that really means for you:

☕ No more muttering “ugh, I’ll deal with this later” while your coffee goes cold.

⏩ No more lagging behind while everyone else speeds ahead.

🌟 You finally show up as the {{ identity they crave: confident creator, decisive CEO, consistent writer }} people already see in you.

Because momentum > perfection.
And {{ GPT Name }} is the fastest way to get moving again.

But don’t just take my word for it!

Here’s what our happy customers are saying

"I Love {{ GPT Name }}!"

“{{ Insert testimonial quote here }}”

"Buy it now, you won’t regret it!"

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"I Love {{ GPT Name }}!"

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Why You Can Trust This Brain-in-a-Box

I didn’t create {{ GPT Name }} because I was bored. I made it because I was sick of watching smart people — clients, colleagues, myself — get stuck in the same loop:

Over-preparing.
Overthinking.
Over-Googling.

And still not getting the damn thing done.

I’ve spent {{ X years }} {{ insert your credibility: coaching clients, writing books, building funnels, etc. }}. So I know what it’s like to {{ insert one quick, human story here — e.g., “stare at a blinking cursor for hours,” “panic-Google headlines at midnight,” “let 17 drafts rot in Google Docs,” or your version of cold pizza-at-desk }}.

That’s why I started building GPTs. Not as some tech flex, but because they got me and my {{ clients/students }} moving faster. Less staring at a cursor, more actual results.

So, when I say this works? It’s because {{ I/my clients/customers }} use it. Daily. And now you get the shortcut without the trial-and-error mess.

Ready for the Shortcut?

So how does this actually work in practice? So glad you asked…

Using {{ GPT Name }} is A-B-C-1-2-3 Easy

Step 1

Instant Access → You’ll get a link to open the GPT inside ChatGPT. No installs, no setup.

Step 2

Onboarding Questions → It’ll ask 1–2 quick questions to tailor the output. (And if you skip them, it’ll still run with smart defaults.)

Step 3

Personalized Results → In seconds, you’ll see {{ insert what this GPT delivers: a draft, a plan, an analysis, etc. }}, based on proven frameworks I’ve already bottled into it.

Note: add more steps if needed, but keep this high-level

Ready to Make This Happen?

The Easy Button Promise

I want this to feel like the easiest yes you’ll make today.

So here’s the deal: Try {{ GPT Name }}.
Open it. Ask it your questions. Put it to work.

If you don’t get {{ insert promised outcome: “a clear plan,” “a finished draft,” “a shortcut that saves you time” }} within 7 days, just email me at {{ support email }}.

I’ll refund you. No hoops. No “prove you used it” nonsense.

Because if {{ GPT Name }} doesn’t make your life easier, you shouldn’t pay for it.

Still Reading?? Maybe You Have One of These Questions…

Q: Do I need ChatGPT Plus?

A: Nope. (Unless you want fancy speed. Totally optional.)

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AI isn’t “coming.” It’s here.

Some people will keep wasting hours Googling, second-guessing, and trying to brute-force their way through {{ pain point }}.

Others? They’ll leapfrog ahead by working with AI — using it to shortcut straight to results.

That’s what {{ GPT Name }} is: your leapfrog moment.

Skip the grind levels. Jump to the part where {{ outcome happens faster than they thought possible }}.
And do it before everyone else catches on.

With {{ GPT Name }} You’ll Get:

My {{ Framework / Methodology }} baked in → You’ll apply the system I’ve spent years refining, without taking a single note or second-guessing yourself.
Pre-trained prompts + guardrails → Giving you the power to skip the “what do I even type?” phase and jump straight to useful, tailored answers.
Always-on access → You’ve got a {{ role: strategist / editor / coach }} sitting in your browser, ready whenever you are.